Poems of Mordred

Sal-

Where would I be without you?
Stranded, alone and tired
You fill my hearts with violets~

I know you've helped enough
But I beg you to hear this plea
My champion needs a PL for free~

I know Im no Amber or a Mike
I just want a days worth of time
To finish this champion for days of delight~

You're my only hope in this matter
So please help me, Rico or Stevie
Whichever you prefer to call me~

<3 you buddy. Its not the best poem ever, but it comes from the heart man..the heart~

Lars the cunning lynguist

Lars the cunning lynguist, yaegh yaegh yaegh.
Gets recorded by mean americans, yeagh yaegh yaegh.

Sal promised me to do phoebus harp, yaegh yaegh yaegh.
But Sal does not intend to do phoebus harp for me, yaegh yaegh yaegh.

Btw, I found sand in my bed and in my pockets ;p

ps. DOPHOEBUS

Rian your love insights me
From the Cyborz to the Webcam
I continue to love thee
You gave me the nickname sam

How could we part?
We always laughed together
Until you tore away my heart
You still make me laugh, however

I think it's best that we keep it a secret
Our online personas couldn't handle the torment
We can handle the jeers from our online community
Come on Rian, unlock the gay from the dormant

Should I go on my knees for you?
My mouth opens for the colors of red green and blue
Is there anything I wouldnt do for you?
Let me get the astrolube and juice it up for you.

My heart desires the loving from you
because my dream wants to come true
If a donkey punch is what you desire
Ill bend over and take it like my friar~

Rian, I know you're dying
We've been together for years
We can't have a baby but we keep on trying
We ran out of lub and your eyes start to tear

How could we have done this?
We strived for never ending lust
We had such a fun time in our bliss
It ended when you couldn't continue to thrust!

Your eyes begin to widen
Your mouth begins to tremble
As your penitrated by what feels to be a posiden
You call upon my troops to, "ASSEMBLE!"

Sal is a gay man
Sal is a very very gay man
Sal is a gay man

The request for a pl got me thinking,
As I wrack my mind for excuses, toons to level
Maybe I could finish my minstrel, or my armsman his armor clinking.
So I consider your name, remember your fame, and my hope is like the titanic -- sinking.

If I could convince you to pve, boy that'd be the day
Because unfortunatly I cannot run many toons to myself
And all my hopes of pve are dashed, but then I think 'hey!'
Rian is a kind person, pessimistic I give him that, so I put my doubts on the shelf.

So as I run out of excuses
And other misuses
I'll give up on things to say
Hell, forget it, we can just pl another day.

<3

Matt, stop acting so fat
Lest I should chase you around with a bat
And smite thee where you wear a hat
Betwixt the eyes, aimed at the skies,
Until your noggin goes flat.

i wanted to shat on your chest
you did not contest
i had the squirts
out pooped a kid named birt

Lars,You set my heart ablaze
Like the herpes I have on my face
They seem to stay in place
Neosporin leaves the trace

The surprise I found on your boat
Was pretty small and short
Though it blew a load
More than even Moby Dick could hold.

The next morning I awoke
To your creamy egg yolk
I drank the rest of your juice
And headed off your boat

A full month has passed
And it still feels like its pooping out glass~

<3 ya buddy!

Everyone wonders why Im pro-choice
My examples are Dragonmares post

"What Is the Exact Link to Ventrilo DL?"
This has to be a joke
The donkey busted smarter nut down everess throat.

"i know that but on the site , i click Downloads. and it says a bunch of ^$%^"
Clicking links has somehow got confusing?
Watching you sign up for VN wouldve been amusing.

Have I not convinced you of Pro-Choice?
Even Mr. Rogers would agree after these posts
These two examples should be enough
Why abortions should be manditory for crack wh*res and sl*ts
I thought Deathiscreeping was our all time low
Then out of the vast vagina of Courney Love he made a show
Crawling out barely alive
The fetus managed to take heroin to survive
Vn Boards was safe and sound
Untill this demon spawn wrote his first lines
Guess Revelations left out one line
"Dragonmares posts will show the end is nigh"

Chuva is so bad
When you make fun of him he gets mad
Then he wants to fight two vs. two
And then he backs down when he challenges YOU.
Ryan thinks he is so Rad.
But he probably doesn't know his Dad.
When I played mordred Chuva blew.
Back in the days of the DA Crew. "

Death:

Theres no reason to run or hide
The bullet will go straight through your eye
The rest of your family lays lifeless
The machete made it priceless
Guess this is what they call a kodak moment
Me skull[tos] your mom through her broken forehead
Time traveling wouldve been the way
To stab your mothers womb all day
But wheres the fun in that?
Id rather smash your face with my baseball bat
All this over being retarded in a game
Serves you right for mispelling my name
Oh well, fantasies never come true
Or maybe.....they do?

Im coming for you, one day...

Stabbers, why did you take 40 of my plat?
If you lived next door, Id rape you with my meaty baseball bat
I cant remember which Olsen twin you resemble
Either way Id pound your cheeks untill you turned mental
120 pounds with long blond hair
Silky smooth body and no facial hair
40p Wouldnt cover up the fact
Me and Lars broke that virgin sack
I hate to bring up Full Metal Jacket quotes
But you can really suck a golf ball through a garden hose
So, was it really worth the pain?
Big gulp sized anus wasnt a fun game.

Wheres my plat.

Everess where did you go?
I just saw you at that donkey show
How far down can you go?
Best deepthroat Ive seen at a show
What are you gonna do with all that seamen?
Please God tell me Im dreaming
Carrying all that in your mouth
Please find a bucket and spit it out
Your bucket ten feet away
You mastered the fountrain trick today
Astonished and Amazed
David Blaine throws up on Chris Angels face
Not one of the two could figure out
How not one drop was left out
I know the Wonder Years were a blast
Even I had some good laughs
Now that Ill most likey be banned
Id like to say Im a fan
Of that show
down in Mexico.

<3 Everess.

For you Sal..

Chicken, pork, fish, and beef..
Just the thought makes me heave

Hotdogs, burgers, strips and wings..
I do not like any of these things

Pasta, bread, cheese, and water..
For these I would trade my own daughter

Be sure to love earth and other stuff..
Be like me, vegans are hella tough.

pfft...vegans..

Chicken, pork, fish, and beef..
Those I love to chew

Hotdogs, burgers, strips and wings..
Id give my right nut for these things

Pasta, bread, cheese, and water..
Add some steak and we're ready to barter for your daughter

Be sure to love earth and other stuff..
because for every animal you dont eat, Ill eat three.

On a serious note..

Marco? Stevie? Rico? Peter?
I don't even know anymore

My name changes almost daily
Never sure what to expect

Boris? Stan? Jennifer? Tom?
Maybe so, maybe not

Only thing that is for certain
Free Andy. Free Andy.

Zeetes zeetes zeetes
That hotdog looks like my penis
You may always try to deny
but the photographs dont lie
You enjoyed it as much as I
the tugjobs, blowjobs and the 69's
So thats why Oscar Mayer Weiner
Really reminds you of my "peter"

Spread your legs and open wide
SV just wanted a ML ride
They bent you over and plugged your buns
Relic sized anus absorbed the sun
Velcro kneepads firmly attached
Nexus ready for his seaserpant blast
Kawaja in line along with the rest
Getting a bj from the supposed "best"
You think you're great, you think youre the best!
But when it comes down to it, you're a reliced pest.
Please, refer back to the past
When me and rian always smoked your ass
Maybe you should take your relics and beat it
Dont come out that dog house until MLs are needed